Thursday, 12 December 2013

Dunked in the river

The tramp

Is sulking because he got thrown in the river. Lesson, when your the intrepid Furryfing hunter and they're running through the trees and your on the ground keep one eye on where your going or you could end up in a smelly bog.

It did really pong and there was no way you were  getting in the car smelling like that so in the river you went.

Now we know that the intrepid hunter hates water and is not a very good swimmer so perhaps to avoid another dunking you best look where your going. 

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

The intrepid Tramp and the tic


It wasn't a huge great big one, it wasn't even a middling size one, it was a little tiny titchy tic.

But had you heard the squealing, yelping, winging noises emitting from the *intrepid one* you would have thought we were sawing his leg off. 

The great hunter of all small Furryfings left trembling by a tiny tic and now seeking comfort from the boss, who has promised not to tell anyone what a woos he is.