WALKIES

WALKIES you must be joking *right*. You do know it's peeing down out there and that I don't do wet 

I suppose you think this is a joke Well on your settee be it. 

Squrrellythings

Advice to all you intrepid squirrellything huntin  Lurchers out there from The Tramp. If a squirrellything runs through the railings and up d tree don't try to follow squirrellythings fit between railings Lurchers don't. Boss had to extract Iz from said railing and Iz waznt squealin cos I was fritend well just a Likle bit 

Tramp the intrepid hunter

From the tramp

Iz in big big trouble, Iz chasin a cat (as yer do) when it ran through this open door into dis house Iz being Tramp the intrepid hunter chased it inside, big big mistake dis lady starts to scream and shout so Iz abandon d hunt and leg it fast out of there and hide behind d Bosses legs before he can walk of an pretend Iz not his.

From the Boss

7am on a Sunday and grovelling to a very hysterical and irate woman who's just had her kitchen invaded by a lunatic lurcher who is now standing looking into space as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Managed to assure her it will never happen again and drag him off down the road wishing I could give him a swift toe in the nuts except he's had them off.