Iz in big big trouble, Iz chasin a cat (as yer do) when it ran through this open door into dis house Iz being Tramp the intrepid hunter chased it inside, big big mistake dis lady starts to scream and shout so Iz abandon d hunt and leg it fast out of there and hide behind d Bosses legs before he can walk of an pretend Iz not his.
From the Boss
7am on a Sunday and grovelling to a very hysterical and irate woman who's just had her kitchen invaded by a lunatic lurcher who is now standing looking into space as if butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. Managed to assure her it will never happen again and drag him off down the road wishing I could give him a swift toe in the nuts except he's had them off.
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