Well it was my bed.

Jumped onto me bed last night and the next thing I knew this thing, all hair and teeth, was attacking me, frightened the life out of me. Must remember to check that the little one hasn't buried herself under *my blanket* in future. The boss thought it was hilarious so waited until he was in bed and did a rip snorting fart and filled the bedroom in a fugg, had to spend the night on the landing.